I got me a hottie. He’s pretty enough to be on a magazine cover. Over the past few years, he’s lost about 80 pounds. He’s still fat, which should give you an idea of how big he was when I first jumped his fine young ass. Confidence is where it’s at.

Well, for starters, you could try listening to women instead of dismissing them all out of hand when they tell you about their experiences. Seriously, all the women that answer you are full of it, but the one self-identified male that speaks up “may be right"?

Yes, of course.

Nope. The equivalency you’re trying to pretend exists is if the men in question had Instagram accounts of their dicks, or if the woman in question were DMing nudes. Neither is true.

Oh, like any of us say “ducking” on a frequent basis.

You’re afraid of being insulted. She is afraid of being killed. Yes, it sucks to be mistaken for a rapist - especially when you’re doing nothing but innocently going back to your hotel room. But she’s not doing anything wrong either, and she has every reason to be afraid of you - because the homicidal maniacs look…