I wish they’d let me opt out of that goddamn self-employment tax (nothing will make a Randian libertarian out of someone faster than paying the whole 15.3 for SS and Medicare) and let me invest that money.

You could even pass a law saying you have to put a certain percentage of your income into federally qualified…

Hey. I am a nice guy. I didn’t vote to repeal ACA, in fact, I love the ACA. I’d like to cure baldness though. My head gets cold.

The “Space Council” is to determine “the distance a married man must have, between him and another woman not his wife, should they find themselves dining together in a restaurant.”

No one should want to replace him. If he is out, Pence is in. Pence is both competent and an extremist on many fronts. It’s better to have Trump in there doing nothing.

You know, I’m not sure! I always assumed he was referring to 1950's America where someone like him wouldn’t have to see certain folks at his favorite restaurants... but it could be 2008 - I could see him somehow manipulating the housing mess to his advantage.

From rural Texas, have 4wd, can confirm assertion.

Eggs or go home bitches. And memo to the Reese’s conglomerate: ditch those nasty Christmas trees. The peanut butter to chocolate ration is wrong, like a dog peed on the tree wrong.

You are to blame for this.

Too lazy to summarise so just RTFA.

Use Opera if you want to pretend like you give a damn about your ISP seeing your web surfing activity.

It’s true, but it’s also true that she said she stopped wearing makeup because of the unrealistic expectations for appearance that women face, so wearing makeup and pretending you aren’t wearing makeup is just as bad as photoshop and crazy contouring in terms of setting up unreasonable expectations for how women…

I have heard of “leftover sandwiches”. They’re usually spoken of in the same conversation as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and quality reality TV.

A smart phone is no longer a luxury item. It’s almost a necessity.

magnet program

Yeah most people drastically underestimate the amount of calories they eat, otherwise you wouldn’t see so many people saying, “I am eating in a deficit but not losing weight, what is going on?”

“I’m going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody.” 

Am I the only one who thinks that the comments about her feet on the sofa are silly? Call em out constantly, but make sure that there is something behind it. Otherwise it just dilutes our real complaints.

I’m starting to wonder what’s right with people.

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

please understand that was intended to be sarcasm at the expense of terrible racists.