The magical soda machines we have in the States will allow you to craft this... I usually do Coke with vanilla and orange so it's like a creamcicle flavored Coke.

I couldn't understand what she was saying...

I believe the correct term for a group of ninjas is also shared with crows... a murder of ninjas.

Honestly, I had the same issue with VW on a GTI, but my issues far transcended fit and finish... I didn't even have my car half the time because it was constantly in the shop having the same issues fixed over and over. I even had to figure out what was causing various issues myself half the time because the shop…

I'm assuming you are referring to the 1.6L Ecoboost, as that was the only Escape engine I had heard about about with issues.

OMG! Ariana Grande is Aphrodite A!!! (A for Ariana? hmmm...)

Be careful with this one... if the interviewer gets confused and their notes quickly jotted down are that you currently make this amount and not that you are striving for this amount, then when they do their background check and get your current salary they may think you are lying. I've seen this happen and it's not…

Ahh, thanks. Yes, he smelled like a popular pine scented cologne I still smell from time to time at social gatherings... I'll be sipping my beer then all of a sudden... Moss Man is afoot... but where?!

I own Stinkor and PineFresh... whatever his good guy counter-part was named.

it went beyond the name unfortunately

Who runs under-sea Bartertown?

I concur... when did it become racist to incorporate items from other cultures into your own culture and art? Japanese are known for coy ponds, anime ice cream cones that dance and apparently funky nails, corn rolls are a type of hairstyle pioneered by a particular race, taking pictures with your lips pursed is…

Sounds like the background premise to Wall-E as well.

We can start worrying when it goes into plaid.

Technically, being a "Russian" satellite, it was always rouge... just sayin...

A guy I work with spent his entire lunch break yesterday trying to disconnect from Comcast. They kept asking him why he was leaving, and he kept telling them that it was due to their stance on net neutrality to which they kept responding in different ways "so can I say that it is pricing that is your concern?" which…

I just wanted to be the first to say... I love Vaginal, I mean Vignola.

'Quit' indubitably!

Clicking on the link for Steaming Boxes wasn't as hot as I had expected...

Is Kinja messed up? I had to come find this post because it wouldn't show it when I clicked the message from the circle menu. I still don't see your other actual response here, but do on my responses and messages page.