I was going to start this post off with "when you've seen as much pr0n as I have..." but decided I'd go a different route... but needless to say, they come in all shapes and sizes for sure, but there are quite a few long skinny ones, and probably as many regular length thick ones out there. It seems others have looked…

I guess I should add, that I loved working the fast food places and the pizza places... I wouldn't come home mentally exhausted and I wouldn't be stressed about how I was going to fix a problem or work around a customer's requirements every night. I could come home, and be happy all the time. Why would I leave such a…

My first job was working at an Arby's... it was hot working the fries, but do you know what skills and what training I needed to do that job? I had to be 16 and watch someone point to 2 buttons and a knob to learn how to make fries. I wasn't even old enough to slice the roast beef because you had to be 18. Seriously,…

Do you cook fries and flip processed burger patties for a living? Here's the thing, if McDonalds were to pay their workers, who are basically doing an unskilled job, that requires nothing of the employee but to be of legal working age, $15 per hour... who would go to college for 4 years to get an entry level office…

Yeah, I'm curious as to the basis of this as well... everyone likes to hate on Walmart and McD's, but come on... expecting companies to pay $15/hr for minimum wage work... that's ridiculous... single people living off of McD's work are not going to live in a $600/month apartment or house, and they sure aren't going to…

Yeah, but that's girth, or size around, not length. Length of your arm does not a tight shirt sleeve make... but having fat or muscular arms does... if your arm is short or long. This made it sound like a long penis had an inherently larger girth as well, which is not true.

Wait a minute... are we talking length or girth here? I mean, misrepresenting the length of a twinky won't result in the wrapper sliding off, it just won't fit the entire delicious cake tube filled with sweet cream, or it may have extra wrapper to spare. Unless we are talking about the average "twinky" being 5.57"…

And Jon D. covered it!

This woman obviously doesn't want to have this husband, so she had the choice of either aborting his life or giving him up for adoption... Sounds the same to me. :)

...fo yo homies dat couldn't be herr wiff you today?

I thought this was about World War Z... mistaken...

Not even when the cab-over is a helicopter?

...and hoping you could keep the engine from Stalin?

This is OnStar, how may I murder you?

If her dad wasn't famous, only 5 people would have seen her tweet.

Yeah, i was going to ask for a picture of his mom before I committed to anything, but then he edited it.

moved

At least he used a rubber

Thumb censorship!

I'll just leave this here.