I guess he *does* have plenty to eat at home.

I’m Canadian and I’m a super political lefty. I had a sex dream once with George W. Bush. And the sex was great. It was the mother of all shame fucks. I have no idea what my psyche was trying to tell me, but I’m horrified to this day.

Did you immediately kill yourself and are posting this from The Beyond?

What.

What. The. Fuck.

I once dreamed I gave my husband a BJ and then my teeth fell out. I woke up running my tongue over my teeth but feeling like they weren’t there, just nubby holey gums.

I don’t remember a lot of my weird sex dreams, so this is all I have to give

My dream was with me getting shtupped senseless by Tom Hiddleston, and even though he was whispering this incredibly filthy things in my ear and doing things that I never even let my long-term ex do to me, he was always incredibly polite.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

I dreamt that I had sex with Richard Gilmore, during the latter seasons when he had a mustache.