Bwahahahahaha, okay, fair enough.

Dingo’s, every damn time.

Honestly, animals are generally cool with infants and babies.

Done, can’t believe he keeps attacking his own community while asking “why can’t we be united?"

There are a lot of men who jump into conversations about women being sexually assaulted with the loud proclamation that MEN GET SEXUALLY ASSAULTED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Tevery Crews wasn’t threatening Hughley but yes, I would love to see him slap the shit out of Hughley.

I’M IN THE GREYS so it’s like why even post but...

Why no monocle?

Boys are weird.

Like, say, when buying a house.

She isn’t fully cognizant to the extent that you or I am. From the sound of it, she has severe and profound intellectual disabilities. I work with people like this everyday—some in the same state that it sounds like she is in and some who have higher functioning. They’re just people. They have their own personalities…

I was gonna say, I found out early on that I could drink a whole bottle of vodka and be fine the next morning but a single glass of wine and I’m a forking zombie for the next 24 hours. I’ve never officially tested it, but I’m pretty sure that means I’m allergic to wine.

Ugh.  I so feel this article right now.  Yesterday, I braced the freezing cold to come into work to try to finish a project due to my team yesterday.  In the days prior me and my husband, who is at home with a broken foot, discussed me taking our daughter into daycare.  I decided against it for several reasons: (1)…

Hey Russ: Fucking learn to be better at it you pusillanimous shitstain. Your wife wasn’t born knowing how to run a household. She fucking learned. Study and learn and get the fuck better.

I can’t imagine having a baby, being sleep deprived covered in puke in shit, then watch my husband joke about failing at trying to keep our child alive.

Thats fucked up. Russell Brand hasn’t even had a job in like 5 years. When my dad lost his job and my mom went to work, guess what he did? he stepped the fuck up. He became Mr.Mom, its like that old saying “you don’t work you don’t eat” he knew he wasn’t going to provide monetarily so he cooked the meals, sewed the…

Or, better yet, can’t be arsed. I’m a Yank and I love that phrase and use it whenever I can. 

I have recently hit the age where hangovers last two days, and that shit is brutal. Made that discovery right before Christmas, and double checked it at New Years. The first day felt like a hangover and the second felt like I’d been beaten up. Not worth it.