but if they’re in my pocket...how would they open the locker?

If the driver had a record or was on parole he wouldn’t have passed the background check to be a driver.

“I’m not wrong, you’re just a whiny snitch.”

It’s catchy as hell. An earwig of perfect nonsense.

Yes! I came to post this if no one else had. This is my Carol Channing reference, and I still find myself singing it. “Jam tomorrow/ jam yesterday/ but never ever jam today.”

Not just any Christian Science - her father was the editor of the CS Monitor (which may explain some of her liberal convictions). Carol wasn’t nutty about any of that; she saw doctors regularly (she once said, “Yeah, I’m a Christian Scientist but I’m not a moron!”)

I met them all through watching Johnny Carson in the 1960s when I was a kid. Those were the days!

Christian Science family origins. You met her? Lucky!!

I feel like you and I might be related now... lol.

His crew (that he let down)

Awwww! She was holding up one corner of this planet, I’m pretty sure.

All that minus the booze and drugs. She was a vegan before the word had been coined! The most health conscious woman I’d ever met - she carried her own raw organic vegetables in her purse because she didn’t trust food anywhere (this was not popular amongst restauranteurs, but look how well she held up!)

Channing was a one of a kind, once in a lifetime star. She was highly intelligent, had a style all her own, and just kept going like the Eveready bunny, performing with all her trademark vigor until well into her 90s.

Carol Channing seemed like a cool older aunt who’d buy you booze and smoke joints with you. RIP, you crazy lady.

Shine on you sassy broad! I saw her perform Hello Dolly in Hartford, back in the late 90s. At the end she got a standing ovation, and she started chatting with the audience, thanking them, talking about how many times she had played the part, until she eventually said look at me, just chatting away while you’re all…

I would watch the hell out of that; I would watch that so hard.

Ummm... Sounds like he should very well leave, tbh. He's not helping, not listening, not talking, has to be smashed to have a conversation.... The list seems to go on. He is actually not the same person you married, nor does he sound like he has any interest in improving the relationship. There's not a lot to do with…

I know it’s wrong to want to rob a baby but...

To illustrate that.

White comedian Mitch Hedberg - a receipt is ridiculous if I am buying a donut. I give you money, you give me the donut, there is no reason to bring pen and paper into it.

Black comedian Patrice O’Neal - give me that receipt for a donut. It is a potential alibi when I get picked up for “matching the…