“better food” <--still wheezing

This made me wheezelaugh.

Ha, you are like Missy and Nathan Fillion on Big Mouth.

Yanno who else eats pizza with a fork dontcha?

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Oh, I meant inside lights, not outside the house.

A few years ago I went to dinner with a friend on November 1. We were walking back to the car and saw a house with a twinkly Christmas tree in the window. I told my friend, “We should totally ring their bell and sing Christmas carols at them!” We cracked up and started singing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” out on…

You may put up some lights. I have a string of blue ones up year-round, for diffused lighting when I do not want to turn on lamps. If you put up some lights, you can stave off your yearning for a tree, kick-knacks, garlands and baubles till after Thanksgiving. Lights can also be the last thing you take down, leave em…

It doesn’t work for him, he just does whatever the fuck he wants.

If you put it all together you can text me and I can text you and we can see about arranging that drink! Cheers, darling!

OH! NYC craziness -9487

Oh, Manhattan 637-

Please see your notifications for a coded message. You Know All About the 415 area!

You are missed. Where are you?

Drinking + passed out in yer car+ transplanted kidney = big ass drinking problem.

Starred for “a hobo’s idea of what a rich playboy should be.”

Here are two high school TEACHERS who should attend this diversity training for teenagers, since they have recently made poor racist decisions of the type the students made.

Correct.

Your comment reminds me I started watching this and never finished.

Wow, rhymed down there with...down there!