The word is “sad!” Please punctuate correctly.

She is complicit. No sympathy. Ever.

This needs to happen every fucking time he shows his mottled orange mug in public.

She’s a living doll!

Housekeeping perhaps mistook the gown for a rumpled duvet cover?

When this abomination was running for the office I said over and over that he needed a huge crowd of cackling laughing women to go to every appearance and he would implode. This is a little taste of how satisfying that would be.

I really regret not calling the police on the guy. He was threatening in a not joking, not funny way. He seems like just the sort of person to take it too far when he finds someone stealing from the gawd damned Dollar Tree, especially if it’s a young person of color.

Ya don’t say.

I can’t read the words “major award” in my head without hearing the Old Man’s voice.

Thanks but I dunno his last name. He’s “store security” so, you know, making up for other defects by bullying young girls. He doesn’t deserve a dollar store job.

I’m sure dog thinks she’s helping you.

Maxine, this is pretty much what the pelvic clock thing does too.

Get out!

Donald J. Trump✔@realDonaldTrump

I bet that was a Winston. Baldimer people smoke Winstons.

A dead comedian once said starting flossing is harder than stopping smoking.

I hope it works for you!

Dunno his last name!

Oh oh oh! THIS THING: https://www.pelvicclock.com

Holy fuck I am so pissed...CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?