Maxine’s Mama knows of which she speaks.

A lot of people are talking about that!

I see the resemblance! 

Darling! It’s even the right color dog! Cheers!

Seriously, MC, no thanks. Giving up men was one of the best things I ever did.

***Pink Ears Buds!***

That show of teeth is exactly the same way a dog smiles.

Lookin’ like dumber Kendall Roy in that pic.

No golf course.

Remember when? <shudder>

***Perfect advice!***

Mom wants to feel irreplaceable, is happy staying home, likes to feel slighted by your lack of visits. People can be very attached to the roles everyone is supposed to play in the family.

Get a friend to go on the trip with you. Look for a job or borrow money and GTFO. You dodged a bullet with the buy a house plan that never happened. Sorry you didn’t get to dump him first, but you can make the best of it and rise above! Stay strong.

I like jokes you can tell your nana.

Get lost, creep.

My 56 year old friend just had some of this song tattooed on her body. 

Adorable!

Mara Lago it is, then!

Heading off the meme?