I hope you got the job!
UGH, food poisoning in the grape vine. Two bad things making life worse.
I CAUGHT IT! S/he left out the part about the cool kids gluing seashells to the car and attracting gulls, but other than that, SPOT ON, LISA SIMPSON!
This reminds me of a Brady Bunch episode! Even though I don’t think there was a vacation in a ghost town episode, there could have been one!
Ugh the lice, sucha bummer. Good story, made me wheezelaugh.
That would be the happy ending we’re all hoping for!
This is straight outta the Judy Blume or Louise Fitzhugh files!
Also: Ass trench.
So slippery!
So I was at Whole Foods this week and realized they sell a tuna sandwich with potato chips as an ingredient. I have been adding potato chips to tuna sandwiches since I was the age of reason. I would never order it premade like that, tho.
All those guys stuffing their faces look ready to hork it all back up again.
Rhianna is the pop star who has all the fun, and she does have the laugh to go with it. Wish she woulda sparked up a blunt, tho.
Singing in a bad Aretha voice: Day drinkin’ and I’m thinkin’ of you, Day drinkin’ and I’m thinkin’ of you!
Andrew Wyatt reminds me of Richard Splett. But Richard Splett is nice.
...You know that I’ll be back!
JG can hit 100 years old and he’s still gonna be a handsome bastard. Trust.
I came here to say that this must be the picture of BK used in perpetuity.
And severely overpriced. Just paid $18 for one cocktail at LGB yesterday.
Drew’s calendar: