Dag, it seems like she was rocket launched! Go Simone.

Not a typo---it was AUTOCORRECT.

Keep em coming. Something has to stick.

Ha haha I kinda LIKE the Hawaiian Tropic taste of coconut LaCroix! That said, it’s over fucking priced for any flavor. Safeway has their own store brand with basic flavors and I buy those, especially grapefruit. They were on sale 3 12-packs for $5. I bought many. Normally they are 3 for $9. 

This is the same jail system run by the same sheriff that put a man in a shower so hot for so long, his skin stripped off his body and he died.

Imagine that little shruggy person made of punctuation here.

Ha! I have gotten great weed in JA for about $60/lb.

Pricing.

Nice to see an age-appropriate couple. Dunno Tasha Smith but I love me some Omar, (MKW) indeed. Good for them.

They are so fucking funny. Even on the 19th viewing.

Here’s where you pointed out the deal-breaker: “All that’s really required is just seeing women as human beings first.”

But that’s a lotta work!

I have heard of the penis stretching, called “jelking” by the youthful guy who told me he pretty much broke his manroot by pulling it too hard/too much, whatever. Yah, it was never the same.

They’re super sturdy, it takes a long time to rust one out & then you can still keep using it a good while.

Smart girl and cute, too.

Brown toast for the meal and white toast for pudding!

Dear England:

“Is this the worst thing I’ve ever done?”

Yes, let’s continue to give oblivious men the benefit of the doubt because they deserve all the chances in the world.

He knew their age before he went over to try his luck. He ignored all the signs from the get-go.