Weird photoshopping makes Zendaya look like she has one oddly accentuated breast and a blur. Love the gown and her movie star of the ‘30s hair.

That’s what I’m hoping.

Have any presidents ever died from being kicked in the head by an angry jackass? Because that would be the perfect end to this story.

Score!

Likewise, I think if I were served a $5,000 bottle of wine, I, unfortunately, am just ignorant enough to not realize the difference.

“My reasoning behind that text message was not to be malicious...”

But couldn’t you see him still working the case on his own, while on administrative leave? I mean, he can’t sleep, can’t eat, this is the case that haunts him! He can’t let it go!

This cop will be showing up...still trying to serve that warrant on what’s his name.

That purple pants suit is like, WOAH!

Exactly that: no idea. I am ok here on The Root & The Takeout but I don’t even show up grey on Jezebel & related sub-blogs. It’s weird & terrible and annoying. No one has responded despite many emails. I am ready to bail.

Rewatched just to double check my subconscious pummel count. Yeah, she dragged then whomped that guy five times total, looked like the first four were full strength connections.

I just requested this from the library and no one is ahead of me. I will try to finish it by the online book club deadline. I have been rereading/lugging around Another Country for a long while, with a failure to complete. Will try to expend more consistent attention for this book.

They don’t give a fuck about babies. That is the smokescreen.

I like candy when it’s wrapped in a sweater!

Horses, dragons and wolves!

And I am grey/invisible/banned(?) for no explicable reason. Writing in does nothing. I am not the only one, I don’t think.

Not only am I grey/invisible it appears some comments have been deleted from old threads.

Leftovers guy needs the Hep A and B vaccines if he isn’t already inoculated.

The griftin’ never stops!

Word to Grammas, store that oil in your lady pocket like it’s still the old days.