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You’re not alone. Had to reload three times myself.

Oh, my GOD that man is delicious. *swoon*
And, cheers! I’m drinking Grey Goose with apricot nectar & ginger ale. Super good.

Hey, you know what I miss on Kinja?

I totally went to school with a scabbed face and told everyone it was an allergic reaction... I was too embarrassed to admit that 17 magazine had told me to “exfoliate well with a hot washcloth and then use a strong toner”. My skin was literally saved by the internet.

I missed the hair but got the eyebrows mustache combo lol

I’m Mexican and all my siblings and I were born with a full head of hair. Mine was practically a short bob.

I don't find this crazy because all my Indian cousins kids look like this. They also come out with thick eyebrows and full beards lmao not even kidding. The girls and the boys.

I hadn’t seen the article, thanks for sharing! And I totally buy this theory; it makes perfect sense.

Aww. That was back when he had hair too. I remember that (not your dream, the show). :)

I’m the biggest advocate for gun control there is, but this is a domestic violence and control issue, not a gun issue.

Sorry to be off topic, but is anyone else completely unable to scroll down Jezebel’s homepage because the page keeps jumping back to a video add?

Did someone smack her in the lips with it? That’s freaking cruel.

Glad to see Free People embrace the aesthetic possibilities of herpes symptoms.

I’m all about creative makeup, but that lipstick looks like a disease. NOPE

Nothing justifies hurting the one you claim to love, unless the one you love is, in your value system, a semi-person who belongs to you and owes you happiness. Historically, women have been such semi-persons to men in every culture and every era.

“That goblin-faced crapsack is getting strange on the regular and I can’t get a text back?”

Yeah, that really doesn’t change how I feel at all. I choose to read Jezebel and not Rookie, y’know?

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I’m guessing Travolta isn’t demanding Comedy Central on his TV package?

He’s older than me and I would have trouble dating him because of his fetus like face.