Please help me see Matt McGorry’s joke.

Your IF is a pretty big one, and I am honestly too old & cynical to believe it will happen.

I find this repeated suffix to be infuriating!

Judge Judy will crush Sarah Palin.

I suspect his “true believer” girlfriend is part of the reason he can pursue his dreams while making nearly nothing, and was expecting some acknowledgment of her in the essay, but no. I have personally known guys who bounce from woman to woman and never quite have to pitch in their fair share, often with a result of…

Not surprising. Like Chris Farley in his last days, he always looked ready to pop.

Elevators evacuate all the time after just an application of Axe, so a whole can wildly spraying? Definitely and environmental hazard.

Guess you missed the line ending “piled on by every subsequent president for their own purposes.”

This demonstrates the long lasting legal and social decay that is a result of a cynical, racist Republican president. We are still paying for Nixon’s evil (plus what has been piled on by every subsequent president for their own purposes) and it is irreversible.

Old Testament for the show biz WIN!

Lifelong lover of PeeWee here. If called upon, I would absolutely fly to Las Vegas and marry PeeWee and would totally “be the envy of every other sham wife in town!”

Best location shot in JB

YES! I accidentally got a “mocha” flavored one recently and was soooooo disappointed.

Just don’t get suckered at the airport. See’s is like $18/pound (maybe more?) and priced worse on the way outta town. I bet you can get gift cards and have it shipped?

I kind of like Notthetitanic better.

Mesmerized by that Jesus strut.

Soooooo much more BS leading up to Easter in Catholic school, Christmas was a cake walk.

Yes! See’s is a mostly west coast candy store and I just like it the best, even compared to fancier places. 1/2 price chocolate buttercream eggs & bunnies are my fave. Cadbury mini eggs (not the goop filled ones) are the best think from a grocery or drug store.

Day after Easter = best day at See’s.