F. U. C. K. Red faced drunk Cheryl Tiges.

ugh. just...ugh.

xo Elaine

huh?

That other teen runaway in the park is McKenzie Phillips. Movie IS on youtube (or was).

Yup, no premarital OR post marital sex!

Love the attempted nose flick. “Ow ow ow!”

And the “policy against married students” was surely because of them having the legally sanctioned sexy times, and maybe talking to other kids about it.

Um, I think we have lived parallel existences. This is supported by another comment I made that is similar to yours about not knowing what kind of parent you will be until it happens. No returns or exchanges on kids, for the most part.

I believe my childhood would have been vastly improved if my parents had both smoked a churro and chilled the fuck out.

Or feel it must be hidden from their children. I have a prepared speech for anyone who wants to hand me the what-about-the-children routine:

This may be a news flash but not everyone even has a car! What might those people do in an emergency?

Well one doesn’t know till one tries. There really aren’t backsies on kids.

KinjaFuck me. I dunno what has happened to the edit feature which will not allow me to correct typos. Embarrassment and apologies.

Dumpster fire?

Noooooooooo!

I am down for this.

You are correct.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You cannot give them to Good Willy ever, and those rebels are out of the park in Oregon, so what to do with yr old swanky diodes has a new solution. Ta Da! *TING*

Love the penguin’s name, it reminds me of a Bossanova song.