Blame it on John Wayne, actually.

Skinny Bill Clinton is starting to remind me of a lost Van Dyke brother.

I have two more stories of personal triumph at trivia night but did not want to shoot my wad all at once. One triumph was even music related. Most of the time I sit there wildly guessing, or stumped like an oaf.

I will continue my tradition of being in the john during the national anthem.

This was her being a Warrior Against the War on Christmas. It forces one to make bold, declarative statements. It is done for the children, including the baby Jesus, doncha know.

Yikes! Stripes! Red for me, please and thank you.

I believe I will take this candy related opportunity to brag:

That sounds like a great fuckin show!

The Sawdust Festival was a summer ritual when I was a kid. Never went to the living art thing, luckily, cause it seems weird!

Ok I clicked follow and everything seems the same, so no harm done, eh?

Yes to Catalina if weather and seas permit. Laguna Beach is the last quaint and charming location in Orange County and if you are cool with just hanging, it has lots of nice neighborhood walking and beaches. You can drive north or south on PCH and soon come to open space and State Park beaches. Balboa Island (where…

Felt the same after reading some of the book semi-over-the-shoulder of the woman on the Jetblue coach seat next to me. So terrible, and so shamefully weird to read in public because of the terribleness.

Bonus!

Perfect. Thanks!

Exactly. Thanks!

Hi, I was thinking about “following” you on here even though I am not sure what that means/what will happen if I do. I like you because I think you are funny. I want to know if it would be weird if I “follow” you. No hard feelings, either way. Cheers & spinsterhood.

Someone please post Illana’s happy for her friend pegging handstand gif. Mkay thanks.

Agreed.

Wow, far out, man.

Like auto correct.