scoutthedog
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Bojack?

As a horseman this amuses me greatly. Fucking poseur getting blasted like he deserves.

We’ve been doing that for like 3 months now. This is fine.

Texas says it’s already at quota for that type.

He’s a guy who doesn’t care about the pain of other human beings. He breaks sworn oaths to uphold the law. He molests children. He wasn’t even a competent judge. Why would we think he gives a shit about whether the horse is comfortable or whether he’s doing a good job riding it?

Logically, we all know this is true. But the overlap has got to be immense.

Sure, but it’s a reminder that all of the symbols of rugged male authenticity in American conservative politics — see also “Sheriff” Clarke’s stupid fucking hat and flair, or grifter Zinke’s upside-down fly rig — are bullshit.

we’ll find out tonight... fucking Alabama, dont do it

But have you seen how bad Hillary rides a horse!!!

All I could think when I saw this poor horse was he stole it from one of his victims. Seems a bit smallish for a supposedly grown ass man.

Until the subdural hematoma kicks in.

I’m imagining the thought process of an Alabamian,

Also, his left stirrup appears to be about 3 inches longer than his right, or his saddle isn’t tight enough and he’s way off center. Poor, poor pony.

If this horse had thrown and trampled him, people would be lobbying to give it a medal.

All these old Republicans think they’re goddamn John Wayne.

Also,

Thrown off the Alabama Supreme Court: Fine

If only the horse had given him what he deserves: