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The diaphragm is the main muscle involved in breathing. I think you may be thinking of the birth control device, which is not what Jennifer Lawrence tore.

Update: I told Mr. TrumanChipotle I was cripplingly aware of my mortality and he commented in a way that was meant to be reassuring “you’ll always live on in my memory”.

Better check WebMD to make sure it isn’t cancer.

Yeah. I started listening to NPR about a year ago and I’ve noticed they, for whatever reason, have had numerous profiles on these racist pieces of shit. One of the excuses was that ‘they arent going away anytime soon.’ Right. Because they keep getting featured in the news which fuels their ego. They also ran a profile

This is a fine example of “whataboutism”. You’re claiming how unfair it is that American Nazis are judged by Hitler and the Third Reich...as the American Nazis glorify Hitler and the Third Reich, and then claim Keith Ellison “wants the same thing” as American Nazis want.

And it doesn’t matter what proof you provide they stubbornly insist Hitler was a socialist.

I mean most of the foremost Fascist parties in post war Germany had socialism in their name despite hating leftist politics. What i’m saying is you can’t expect much critical thinking from these idiots.

I’m teaching my daughter Dalton’s Third Rule: Be nice until it’s time to not be nice. And also how to snap a good jab and a good left hook to the liver.

It was never about workers’ rights. It’s almost like they didn’t want people to know what they were up to!

It was never about workers’ rights. It’s almost like they didn’t want people to know what they were up to!

Traditionalist Worker Party

I’m glad I just had a daughter. All this good news about Nazis, pussy grabbing presidents and the fact apparently 8 out of 10 men are in the news for sexual harassment, I’m so hopeful for the world she’ll grow up in.

Rumor has it, she’s been cheating on him with someone high up in Tiffany’s for years. And that the Orange one knows, agreed to a divorce, except when he would win the elections. It would explain this:

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

Rich widow, poor widow, black widow... We’ll take whatever form we can get!

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

In other news, water is wet.

Melania wanted to be a wealthy widow. Who would have thought that sentient oedema would live this long? I’m sure she’s never urged him to eat a salad or join he at the gym. Meanwhile, she’s keeping fit, ready to snag husband #2. I’m sure she’s pissed Trump hasn’t dropped dead of a massive coronary yet

As if we didn’t know about “shocker” ever since the inauguration: