YOU LIE!

I hadn't heard the term "suicide" for beverages in close to twenty years, and this is the fourth time it's come up in the last two weeks.

Oh, Nick new they'd be able to milk the property forever. Vasquez outlined how he wanted to end the last episode with Zim's death. Nickelodeon wouldn't let him do that, not because of the potential trauma of killing a character in a children's cartoon, but because they wanted to continue to make money off the…

I hated this movie. It starts out establishing the main character as a drunk, wife beating asshole, and then moves on to… well, nothing much. I'm not sure if we're supposed to feel sympathy for Hans or not, but I didn't see anything redeemable about him and I was actively rooting against him finding any happiness…

I agree with you that it was accurate, and I could see that Fraser wasn't trying to glorify it either. It still overwhelmed the fun for me, though. Which makes me sad, because the stuff I enjoyed I really enjoyed (the rigged duel was pretty awesome).

Oh, I don't doubt that the racism is historically accurate, but it was just layered on so thickly that it overwhelmed the fun I was having with Flashman's other rogueish adventures.

I think I would have loved the movie that the trailer for Killer Elite advertised. The actual movie was pretty terrible, though. Those three leads should be excellent together, but they have almost no direct contact the whole movie.

All. Moore always gives his royalty cut to the artist. He hates the movie adaptations of his work and refuses a cut of them.

I couldn't finish the first book. The casual racism and extra violence against women that started up once he made it to India were too much of a turn off. I was curious why the one Flashman movie made started with the second book, I wonder if this plot point is why.

"The Killer Elite" has Jason Statham, Robert DiNero, and Clive Owen in it, and "solid gold" is not how I would describe that movie. Enjoyable wouldn't make the list either.

Um, the team isn't lead by Quartermain. Quartermain is a broken junkie for most of the first book. It's lead by Mina. Plus, they didn't just shoehorn in Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray wasn't in the league, either.

Yeah, that's my issue with Bioware games. They have skills or abilities that require levels in goodness or evilness, so behaving as your whims take you results in being hampered in your gameplay.

The Assassin's Guild storyline pissed me off when they sent me to murder a mentally ill man just because. What bothered me most was that you can kill everyone in the Assassin's Guild, but almost all the Thieves Guild members are unkillable. I really wanted to help Mjoll clean that town up.

Enchanting daggers is how to get cash fast. Putting the banish daedra enchantment on an iron dagger with the lowest soul stone nets a dagger that's worth 7 or 800 gold. The soul steal enchantment will be worth a decent chunk in the early game. It's great, because daggers have a really low weight and you can carry a…

If you want to level blacksmithing really really fast, get 1k gold. Go to Whiterun, train from Eorlund, steal the training gold from him, repeat. The experience you get from the training plus the pickpocketing can get your smithing to the mid 50s, your pick-pocketing to the 70's, and your overall level to the 20s. …

I remember watching this in the theater and feeling like they'd cut out several sub-plots to bring it in under two hours. I always hoped there'd be a director's cut one day that would fill that in, but considering there were two directors that probably won't happen.

"The Salvation" was pretty fantastic, but admittedly didn't get a wide release. "Slow West" looks promising, and I'm looking forward to "The Hateful 8". I'm pretty sure "Seraphim Falls" was in the past twenty years. "Meek's Crossing" was within the last five years. "Django Unchained" was great.

*starts playing Pop Goes the Weasel on a recorder*

"Things We Couldn't Show" from the last episode.

Ugh, I think I my brain redacted that part immediately after reading it.