I love The Muppets, but crossing them with The Office sounds like the best way to make me not enjoy a Muppet show. I don't want socially awkward interviews with these characters, I want to see amusing variety show acts!

I find myself vaguely saddened that this is the only article filed under "Pokes in the Eye".

Damnit! I came to these comments to hear people rag on shitty movie promos and you just ruined the mood.

I wonder if the cut Loki scene was the resolution of the vision quest.

She moves through every movie with the same unblinking stare and growls out her lines with an unchanging cadence. I'm not convinced she isn't a sophisticated automaton.

Memorable in that she's an accountant that needs a man to explain to her how betting works?

She's pretty, but her acting is rather terrible. I'd recommend treating the second Sin City like the plague and stay away from it. I didn't bother with the second 300 since the first was utter tripe, so I can't make a recommendation there.

Yeah, I'm curious if there was some footage cut there, or if the writers really thought they'd done enough.

Wait, you think Thor 2 is worse than Thor?

"like tokens that reduce the codes necessary to trigger Fatalities down to a single button press."

There was a controller code to put the blood back in.

Considering Cage was the best thing in the first Mortal Kombat movie, his death right off the bat did a good job of telegraphing how terrible the sequel was going to be.

The only thing I like about emojis are that most messaging software let you disable both sending and, more importantly, receiving them. I've occasionally gotten blank responses from co-workers. It took me a bit to figure out what was going on, since I mistakenly expected better communication skills.

Would it be extra pedantic to point out "should have"?

I believe the acronym for the 90s America film critter is GINO; Godzilla in Name Only. His fight in Godzilla: Final Wars was pretty hilarious.

For me it's a love Coen movies juxtaposed with a hatred for Channing Tatum.

I never knew there was a single individual I could punch in the face for subjecting punctuation to the defacement that are emoticons.

When he had to ask Catwoman where Bane was hiding that triggered me trying to remember him being a detective at any point in Nolan's stuff.

If this is Batman in Nolan's DC universe he's neither.

Billy Zane's deadpan "There's no smoking in the Skull Cave," makes that movie watchable. It's such a throw away line, but it amuses me to no end.