It’s all fun and games until I’m buying a used one that says “Happy Graduation Princess”

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

If Porsche came up with it, isn’t Tesla pulling a Porsche?

These will totally beat the case of whiskey and semi-automatic rifle that I got my 5 year old son last year.

Torch, Torch Torch,

Aftermarket solution: A big ugly reel mounted off the trunk like the spare tire on a Wrangler. Sell snarky covers as well. Something like “Everyone wants a longer cord”

Challenge accepted.

(Also no day is a bad day if it starts with sex).

This really lets me off the hook for Christmas this year.

Welcome to your Official Guide to H20i Drinking Games 2017.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Take it from a guy who has driven newer French cars (Citroen and Peugeot) and lived in France - they aren’t special. There isn’t one French car that I would be eager to own. These cars just seem amazing because, for the time being, they’re forbidden fruit on this side of the Atlantic.

Because “better” doesn’t always equal “more fun.”

Was going to suggest this...these make good tow vehicles.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Most of us can agree that Formula One needs some sort of cockpit protection on its historically open race cars.

The weight is always placed on the axels, bruh.

Steal the cars, strip them for parts, abandon carcass- purchase carcass at auction, replace parts, sell and profit

Hey, that's a not great idea! I don't love it! How soon can you not have these in production? Put me down for none of those!