What does it say that I read the title as:

A motorcycle. 

All aircooled 911s, but especially the 993. I spent an afternoon driving a 993 C4S and it wasn’t particularly quick, it sounded awful, the interior was outdated (for a 90s car), the handling was nothing special, it looks like a ‘60 911 seen through a funhouse mirror, and yet they’re still worth six figures.

Hey, I sold it to her, and I talked with her this morning - I just want to say, I legit had no idea. This was my grocery getter and city escape vehicle, and the steering was vague as hell but I chalked that up to GMT2500 handling, or lack thereof. I never wrenched on this except an alternator, because I honestly had…

If anyone is to blame, shouldn’t it be the Suez Canal pilots? I mean, that’s their home turf and they’re on the ships to effect a safe transit. If they failed to do that, why isn’t it their fault?

Maybe the local furniture had a contest, whatever you can fit in your truck is free, contest ended prematurely after this person showed up.

13. Load it up with ad-blockers and make Gizmodo readable.

The Honda e isn’t selling well? I’m not really very surprised. Range seems to be the big factor when people are shopping for an electric car, and many just won’t consider an EV with poor range, regardless of what their daily driving habits are.

I own and maintain a BMW 850, everything else needs to go unsaid

What about the environmental impact of resource extraction to create the battery technology? Cobalt, lithium, and other elements that need to be mined from the Earth in (commonly) unstable (politically) countries? Is that included in the calculation? We need to change our lifestyle and car culture, but lubricants and…

I don’t care if an autonomous car sucks at driving.

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?

#fishlopnik

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

Jason - how ridiculously fun would it be to work as a car/badging designer for an animated movie? I think you should work up a portfolio... I see a potential side-hustle for you. Can you imagine some of your weird creations come to life on the big screen? I’d go see that.

I enjoyed reading this very much. Thank you.

Thanks Raph, but I really don’t need to check to make sure the suspension is leaking.

What?

The Chinese government is probably looking at this, facepalming, thinking “So that’s how you do it and still call it democracy!”

I always thought it was telling me to go to McDowell’s