Why does he emphasize the second syllable of "to-FU"? That will forever drive me nuts.

I know but the Simpsons, Criterion - it works on so many levels!

It would be a lot easier to feed 8 billion people if we'd stop growing food to feed to animals to turn them into food and just eat the food we grew in the first place.

Q and not U were outstanding. I saw them open up for Beck at Coachella, I had no idea who they were but I wanted to be in the tent for the pre-Beck act so I could be up close and they absolutely blew me away with their musicianship and frenetic energy. NKNBB was a yuuuuge album for me in my math-rock phase of my go-go…

Kaiser, Oregon is also a shithole. It must be a Kaiser thing.

Vin Scully. He's like a grandfather to me. I've listened to his voice for 3 hours a day, 6 months a year, for the past 30 years. He's probably second only to my mother in terms of the total number of words I've heard someone speak in my life (and if I really sat down and did the math, I'd be afraid to know whether my…

We never used to have a cup! We had to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy!

Quiet, MagicRat, the dog is barking!

This is why I'm a dog person. If I wanted to be around a self-righteous asshole, I'd spend more time with humans. When I come home, I just want someone to treat me as though I were a god.

This is why I'm a dog person. If I wanted to be around a self-righteous asshole, I'd spend more time with humans. When I come home, I just want someone to treat me as though I were a god.

My parents actually tried that on me as a kid; cat died while I was away for the weekend, came home to a cat that almost looked like our cat if our cat had been hit in the face with a mallet. The first thing I said when I walked in the door was, "Buster, you look different." Mom held out for about 2 minutes before she…

My parents actually tried that on me as a kid; cat died while I was away for the weekend, came home to a cat that almost looked like our cat if our cat had been hit in the face with a mallet. The first thing I said when I walked in the door was, "Buster, you look different." Mom held out for about 2 minutes before she…

[ironic Green Day lyric]

[ironic Green Day lyric]

She was framed. That woman has never had the munchies in her entire life.

She was framed. That woman has never had the munchies in her entire life.

If you pay the musicians, the terrorists win.

If you pay the musicians, the terrorists win.

They got the name because they were all sharing a house in Woodstock and everyone in town called them "the band". They wanted to call the band The Crackers or The Honkies but the label wouldn't let them.