That is fucking absolutely savage. I’m actually pretty amazed that they ran this. With that kind of thing, I mean, you must have medical staff waiting in the wings in case there’s a heart attack or something. Someone could die, of disappointment or even humiliation. What are the odds? I mean, imagine going all that…

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

John Turturro looking fuckin FIT these days.

“...breaking two bones in Nikola Mirotic’s face with a punch in a practice fight.”

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

The best part is a guy named Kiké Hernandez doing this probably makes white supremacists have two aneurysms at once

I’m just ‘bout that hatction, boss.”

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

He knows we can hear him, right?

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

Tell me more about this musical car

that’s the baby’s home. you stay outta there, you had your turn

Yes, having a pregnant/lactation fetish is weird. Argue with me all you want about not judging people for what they crank off to, but it’s just god damn weird. That’s a god damn baby in that woman, and you’re INTO IT. And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk, get your mouth off those udders. Keep it to cows.

At the very least you are getting audited this year.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

Looking like he could roll a J isn’t going to help him hit one.

Just tried to make a video game because I saw the headline and was like “oh, it can’t be that hard,” but you’re right, it’s SUPER fuckin hard! I gave up already.

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

obligatory

No, they HEARD a lot of new words. That doesn’t mean they learned shit!