When I was a kid, Graig Nettles was my guy. I wanted to be just like him. I played third, leaping for grounders, stretching out trying to make great plays.

They eventually go away and you get “Granpa muscles” which is basically just the ability simultaneously shit yourself while you have a boner.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Cardinals fans.

I wish they would have found a way to make Euron as scary as he was in the books, even if we did have to cut a lot of the more outlandish stuff. In addition to being what Bran and Dany are pushing against, I think he helps to set the stakes of a world where evil wins. It’s not just emptiness, it’s utter horror. We…

Rose was quick to point out he never had sex with the teen aged daughters of fans of his own team.

I know I’m not the only person who got the impression they were trying to be some kind of anti-brand that either coincidentally or by design found a market in generally conservative, wannabe-SWAT team members. And then they expected to suddenly get over trying to be the opposite of that. Only kids and squares like…

It’s true. Forget piddly 20% growth, BBB sales have doubled in just their last quarter alone! Amazing! Two pairs to four, but still.

There is so much about this:

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

He’s got oxy????!!!! Sign the man right now.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

Enter, sand man.

I was hacked by the Cardinals!

That already exists. It’s called a baseball game.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

Keep Austin? Weird.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

I think the perfect Phil Jackson apologetics column would just be somebody repeatedly typing “Hear me out” without actually getting to the argument. Alternate: “if it seems counter-intuitive to a clod of dirt like yourself, just imagine how limited your intuition is compared to somebody who has touched the Bright…