Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

I’m very happy that she’s overcome her illness to become the most colorful pimp in all of St Louis

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

Joke’s on them. The DeVoses know that dinosaurs aren’t real.

What an asshole.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

The name Brock Olivo sounds like one of those relationship mashups names (Bennifer, Brangelina) if Brocolli was fucking Tivo

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

ESPN had better get it together or they’re gonna start losing business and I will twitter block them. Woj has never once responded to one of my tweets so I blocked the sucker. Yahoo better start “looking into” giving me a job or they get the block too.

What the hell.........

Sweet - more boxing coverage!

I think you maybe missed the point of her op-ed which was, succinctly, that she has chosen to embrace an ignorant, self-obsessed charlatan of a political figure because someone threw an egg at her once.

Team couldn’t talk him out of it.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Ahhhh, a love triangle.