It’s a teaser that gives us an interesting premise. I’m sure we’ll get plenty more trailers that expand upon it.

Yeah, that works

You clearly have a very interesting perspective. Could you elaborate on how my ego issues are manifest in this article, to the degree that they are the only reason this article exists? 

I’m a heavy magic the gathering player and yeah signatures tend to LOWER the value of cards rather than raise them. this is because there are only a certain number of pristine examples printed and every time you get a card signed or the card gets damaged that number of pristine cards goes down. If you buy and sell tcg…

First draft:

It was a late night in Lewisham,
Two chicken kebabs I did invest in.
One and off the bus went I,
Kebabs were suddenly not by.
So what did I do with ‘em?

Dave Grohl is from the DMV and pays homage and due respect to all Black artistry including GO-GO. I disagree with your header as he has always been about the music of our folks with humility and reverence. Always. Idk where the privilege was presented especially since he publicly and privately gave Tony Thompson his fl…

What's the problem here? They didn't have stock available for everyone, so they chose a method that rewarded their customers and probably also cut down on scalping. They probably got more consoles in the hands of gamers who actually wanted them than went to people who just want to flip them. 

And in the process has secured a load of free marketing.

Lets be real, the rant was never really aimed at Sony or anyone else. Its just a clever ploy to get attention and it has worked.

or maybe I’m too cynical. 

So glad to have you back :)

Hi! I’m on Firefox for Android. I almost missed two third of your text because there was a “Read More” button below it. I don’t understand why it happened. Kotaku is whitelisted on my Firefox settings, so there’s no adblocking.

Is it bad that I have been reading your name on the bylines for the past 2 weeks and it’s not even clicked that you went and came back? You’re one of the names that just seems so natural to see on an article here that I think my brain flashed back to 2017 and refused to realise you hadn’t been ever present over the…

Well, no shit?

That would be a silly issue to have with ANY game, but it actually makes sense in the context of the story. If humanity has been eradicated and you're creating clone babies to repopulate the world, why would you give them the extra hurdle of speaking different languages?

Non-whitebread-english languages were apparently lost with APOLLO. Because for all the high ideals, they still only raised the kids with one language for the caretakers.

Gee, and I bet a studio in one of the post-post-apocalypse North Beach ruins is still over $2,000 a month.

They also yoinked Link’s paraglider, which I am fully in favor of.

And why would it be concerning? It’s a game and it’ll come out. I feel like this obsession with release dates just gets us shitty games, eternal delays, and crunch.

You forgot one.