“...the Germans don’t joke around.”

Yeah, that’s like getting to third base with a hot girl and finding a dick.

That’s what happens when you have the comfort of a 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty to fall back on.

Paramount has proposed a settlement whereby they will paint "Visit China" on Optimus Prime's grundle, which reportedly will be visible for no fewer than 19 minutes in the upcoming Transformers movie.

If hitting it with a hammer does not fix the problem, then it’s an electrical issue.