but, playing 4-on-5, they actually outscored UAB 20-16 over the final 6:04.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

We’re needed to protect the rest of you.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

This is exactly why I would never take my kid to a NFL game. All I could think about is one of these drunk, Trump supporting assholes rolling over my rail-thin son and smothering him. I’d hate to have to beat 10lbs off of someone just to make sure my kid doesn’t suffocate.

Right?

Should have been Bern. Look what the DNC and Clintonites have done.

Did you just all lives matter me

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Can’t

It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

It’s good to get the black eye of the event out of the way early! The rest of Rio 2016 should be smooth sailing from here!

My Slavic alphabet is a tad rusty, but I believe in Russian you spell “diplomat” as K-G-B.