Not to say I agree with the practice, but if I had $1 million sitting around and I wanted to make sure a great-grandchild would have one hell of a bachelor’s party some day, I would consider getting a climate controlled garage and parking a 1 of 100 Porsche with about 300 lbs of desiccant in it for a couple decades.…

Aftermarket solution: A big ugly reel mounted off the trunk like the spare tire on a Wrangler. Sell snarky covers as well. Something like “Everyone wants a longer cord”