It’s a plausible way around your life insurance policy’s suicide clause — if that’s the kind of thing your into.  Gives those heirs what they deserve and leave this sad, sad world backwards, upside and on fire like the good lord intended.

You totally forgot about the Final Fantasy VII remake. Nomura is personally responsible for some of the most legendary vapor ware in history haha. 

I’ve got the exact same tramp stamp.  NP.

I too enjoyed it, but while reading your comment, I figured out what bothered me with the trailer. John Hurt WAS the character, Ian McShane seems like he is an actor playing the part. It is like this is a movie about Hellboy made in the Hellboy universe. (and now I have in my head the Ron Perlman Hellboy sitting on…

AbnahmehFAHRT? The five year old in me loves the fact that fahrt is a serious word in German.

Normally I find you a disagreeable and dark person,  but for some reason this truck makes me feel some "softer" emotions "

Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

So VW been selling pre-production cars for how many decades? 

And completely necessary for workers.

Is Kinja messed up?  In Chrome, clicking any of the notifications does nothing and the top notification is a star but no name attached.  I can’t even sign in on IE.

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Body shaming is not okay and I am shocked our government condones it. This truck is healthy and doesn’t need someone else criticizing it for it’s life choices!

which explains the (surprisingly not bad) two-tone paint

I’m just happy this picture made it here. 

“An Audi A4 Avant or Subaru Outback of the same era goes for half. Why would I want this?”

This was my first thought....who knows what’s below that crumbling road! But then again, I'm a wuss and typically only wheel on solid ground.

The problem with the H3 was the H2. If the H3 had come first we might still have Hummer as a brand. But the H2 was as tacky and cheap looking as vehicle can possibly be - just owning a Hummer became synonymous with expensive bad taste. It was a pointless exercise in pretend machismo, and it destroyed the Hummer brand.

So Congress, who barely understands how the Internet works after almost 30 years, is going to pass laws regulating autonomous cars - a thing they know even less about? I can’t wait to see how this goes wrong. 

Not to be confused with Late State Jalopitalism, which is begging corporations to build brown diesel manual wagons with no intent of buying them new.

I would have bought new if I could wrap my head around a car losing 45% of it’s value over 45,000 miles.  I couldn’t so I am the proud owner of pre-farted seats.