AbnahmehFAHRT? The five year old in me loves the fact that fahrt is a serious word in German.

Normally I find you a disagreeable and dark person,  but for some reason this truck makes me feel some "softer" emotions "

Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

So VW been selling pre-production cars for how many decades? 

And completely necessary for workers.

Is Kinja messed up?  In Chrome, clicking any of the notifications does nothing and the top notification is a star but no name attached.  I can’t even sign in on IE.

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Body shaming is not okay and I am shocked our government condones it. This truck is healthy and doesn’t need someone else criticizing it for it’s life choices!

which explains the (surprisingly not bad) two-tone paint

I’m just happy this picture made it here. 

“An Audi A4 Avant or Subaru Outback of the same era goes for half. Why would I want this?”

This was my first thought....who knows what’s below that crumbling road! But then again, I'm a wuss and typically only wheel on solid ground.

The problem with the H3 was the H2. If the H3 had come first we might still have Hummer as a brand. But the H2 was as tacky and cheap looking as vehicle can possibly be - just owning a Hummer became synonymous with expensive bad taste. It was a pointless exercise in pretend machismo, and it destroyed the Hummer brand.

So Congress, who barely understands how the Internet works after almost 30 years, is going to pass laws regulating autonomous cars - a thing they know even less about? I can’t wait to see how this goes wrong. 

Not to be confused with Late State Jalopitalism, which is begging corporations to build brown diesel manual wagons with no intent of buying them new.

I would have bought new if I could wrap my head around a car losing 45% of it’s value over 45,000 miles.  I couldn’t so I am the proud owner of pre-farted seats.  

Part broken. How to fix.

screen door on a submarine

I like big grills and I cannot lie. But how about we don’t go overboard (like the Toyota Avalon and some Lexuses) and do just the right amount of grill a la Volvo

Although pricing has not been announced, I am confident that early 20s males will not be able to afford this.  The four-door Rubicon already tops out above $50,000.  That’s just ridiculous for a Jeep.  These are going to be more expensive, and then add on the accessories.  I could see these being $55k--$60k at the top…