Even worse, instead of a guy buying a new 30k bike to get the bigger engine, he only has to spend 1/5th of that to upgrade his current bike. We make jokes about Harley's being for dentists and suits, but I'm starting to think their leadership didn't go to college. 

So not like awful like made me groan because I actually found it slightly clever or humorous. But like totally awful. 

What about standards for other countries? I noticed the turn signals on a European spec grand Cherokee were orange and separate from the brake lights. It doesn’t look like the Cherokee is sold in Europe, but it would make sense to design a tail light that complies to as many standards as possible.

That 83 intro is about to be my ringtone. That's my jam

We at team orange would welcome him. He can hang out with Pastrana

This applies to a lot of things. Ever tried online dating? The number of people who are are “adventurous” and “outgoing” is through the roof. Because saying something like that is deemed attractive even if it’s not true. At the very least it’s not unattractive. The PR reps are doing the same thing with cars. Hence the…

He finished the stage . . . . . without his rear tire. Fucking legend shit right there.

Thats what I’m looking forward to. Reading jalopnik articles on how the top teams laundered money in order to cheat the cap. 

The switchgear is functional. Actual buttons for adjusting the climate control. Nothing too over the top. Is every one of those buttons going to be working when the odometer crosses 200k? Most likely.

Not gonna lie, when I saw the lead image I thought this was some specially designed cup for drivers to piss in while driving. But it's used for beer. Same difference I guess

Somebody get Dave Tracy in here to write an article about how they recover energy with an active roll bar setup.

Spy shots of the smaller all electric Jeep are all over the internet. Bad ass indeed

Looks like a stretched smart car

In my 30s and needed a 3rd row. When you're divorced with kids, and you're dating someone who is also divorced with kids, you end up needing the 3rd row to put all those kids somewhere. And yeah, hard to pick up chicks in a minivan. So that explains why my age group values 3rd row SUVs. Because no one makes a wagon…

Everything we hated about the Camaro, and everything we hated about the Silverado, then mix in everything we hated about the 2500. Sounds about right. Do they still make these in a 2500 series? Just asking so I can set my expectations for seeing something worse

Google photos can arrange my library into folders of people. And it does a very good job at it. It put some random pictures into the folder of my son and I couldn’t figure out why. Then I realized there were pictures of my son in the background of these pictures. He wasnt the subject. In some of the pictures he wasn’t…

If I knew how to program neural networks I probably wouldn’t be hanging out in the jalopnik comment section.

Maybe the Tesla should be smart enough to recognize an emergency vehicle and then reduce speed and be more cautious. How hard can it be to program it's cameras to recognize blue flashing lights? I mean, we might as well make the car do it since the operator wasn't capable of making the decision.