Mercedes E class wagon is also one of those low key rich people cars. He could probably get one of those for 30k. But the maintenance bills might be a put off especially compared to a toyota

Ive seen what they've done with the word coupe. It's only a matter of time until someone sticks touring, estate, or wagon on one of these gelatinous lifted abominations. 

Neutral: (presents jalop card) I'd like a Mazda 6 wagon please. 

Paint the damn grille vantablack so I can't see it. And turn off the stupid lights

(gets job at armored vehicle testing facility)

What a snoozefest. Somebody wake me when they put one in a Pacifica

Touchscreen HVAC controls can eat a dick.

Theyre not gonna move many of these. Responsible adult Subaru owners with be buying Outbacks and foresters. Hoons will be picking up WRXs. And I’m not saying they should go full sport sedan with this one, but they need to make it sporty in both look and feel to separate themselves from the accord and Camry. They…

People can complain about the price. They can complain about the performance. But no one can deny that it's a beautiful car. 

Cant wait for the Italian reliability to take effect and swoop in and get one on the cheap so I can put the Mazda heart back in it.

If you had to choose one of those 5 cars to light on fire, how many marshmallows could you roast on that bmw?

This. Where I live we have 2 seasons: hot and wet. Why anyone buys all season tires is a mystery to me. Probably explains all the cars in the ditch every time it rains 

Back in my day we did this to Honda civics because that’s all we could afford. Thankfully some of us grew up and learned that tasteful mods go a long way. Unfortunately this GTR falls into a different category. I hate to CP a gtr, but this is the sad world we live in now.

Sad truth is most of these first year corvettes will never see a 3 second 0-60. Most will get babied by boomers or worse, put in storage as an investment or collector's item. 

All these suckers buying normal corvettes in the first year. Don’t you know the grand sport and Z06 are coming and those are the ones you really want. Wait it out folks

This is the correct take

Dont forget to give a shout out to the Nissan engineers who pushed for a manual transmission, going as far to design the car with one in mind. They definitely assisted in making this difficult swap a little easier. 

Sometimes manufacturers offer rebates on specific trims, sometimes they discount the whole line. Sometimes they just give the dealer a pile of cash to move stagnant inventory. With the right combination of scenarios, there may be a deal to be found.

Hmmm. This is good news for jalops. Public demand for these cars will be low because who wants to buy a car being phased out that also has a piece of junk transmission. So there might be some cash on the hood for those looking to grab an ST with a manual. Maybe.