I’m sure Bro could get a gig working the internment camps the KKKeebler Elf is setting up.

I mean really, dude was not bothering anyone. Techbro just decided to be an asshole, and go out of his way to be a supreme asshole.

And it’s gonna be awesome.

Alfre Woodard is going gloriously chew the scenery this season and I am here for every last bit of it. She was so goddam good last season, especially when she killed Cottonmouth. That moment was so stunning and powerful, she let that shimmering rage out and you saw in an instant how far she is willing to go to…

And Owens could make his catches without pushing off the way Irvin did.

Let’s not gloss over Todd Marinovich.

Playing in that 98 Niners lineup with Rice and JJ Stokes was a great thing for Owens and Stokes. They got opportunities that might never come except defenses still fearing Jerry Rice, and got to learn under the greatest reciever in NFL history. That lineup and the Vikings Carter, Moss, and Reed lineup are some of my…

I will admit that I need subtitles when Shannon Sharpe gets on an extended rant, but man oh man, he was trying hard to say anything but an obscenity about Romanowski when he was on the Super Bowl pregame and halftime show that year.

Why are couples on Craigslist always looking for the Dr Who people? I am utterly bewildered by this.

100% THIS

Jeff Sessions has no desire to put a white person in jail or even be mildly inconvenienced.

That’s light years better than the album version! WTF Kanye??

Mine is also a wypipo take, but I like Immortal Technique, so Kanye’s back half isn’t at all my taste.

I did not, and that would have made that track much better.

My unpopular opinion: “Late Registration” is the peak for Kanye. When I listened to “Graduation” I think I got two spins before I put it down and decided he was better off being a producer. “Homecoming” is a terrible song and everyone involved with it should be ashamed.

KMT is a goddam delight. Her BTS videos and genuine love of all things Star Wars was a giant ray of happiness and sunshine. Why do women feel threatened by men they don’t even know walking down the street? Shit like this.

DING DING DING DING!! I’m even antsy on a date about what’s appropriate, and you know what? I don’t go anywhere I’m not explicitly invited. The result of being tentative and not pushing things: I don’t feel skeevy or dirty at the end of the date. And I get invited back with a discussion of where we’re going next.…

Shit now it’s providing assistance to people who are working their asses off and still can’t get ahead. The myth of the lazy moocher needs to die and die hard. Since Reagan we’ve all been on a sliding scale, some of us just faster than others.

And not letting someone else pay for it? Jeebus lady, Albertson’s is getting their money. And to the second woman, that $12 was not much, but to the woman on WIC those $12 worth of food mean the difference between going to be really hungry and just going to bed hungry. Christ, how about some goddam human decency for a…

Dude, NOT your fault. As a kid you can’t see it, and just because you’re older doesn’t make you an adult who can stop it. You did the best you could at the time. Believe me, I’ve had that guilt. Totally not your fault.