I laughed really hard at this, because it’s true.

Please. He’d have been shot and killed.

I will also lend my translucent skin to this. This is a great idea.

Reddit, occasionally you pull out something awesome. This makes me happy.

Exactly. It’s just water. She’s ruining everyone else’s meal.

I like “grifter” more than “intriguer” but your’re 100% correct about that wing.

Collect evidence? Why would they do that? That might be incriminating.

I would be pleased if she would just say “I’m just here to dismantle the nation’s public education the same way I poured enough money into Michigan to destroy their public school system. All kids should be educated by religious schools, and by that I mean conservative Protestant schools, and not Catholic or Gawd…

The Honorable Omarosa Manigault says yes.

And she goes from being Leifeld knocking off Longshot (He created something that was a cheap knockoff of someone else’s creation? No fucking way!) with a crappy knockoff of Gaiman’s Death as the design, and now she’s this badass woman with, I’m just going to say it, AMAZING HAIR. In fact the way her hair stays always…

Yup. And Jackson was so iconic when they did All New All Different (which I still love) OG Nick became the Watcher (and now in Exiles!) and we got Jr who’s basically Ultimate Nick. His James Robinson / Ako mini-series was a goddam delight.

Preach.

I cannot stand the character in the comics because I can’t get past the ridiculous design. They way she is in the movie? It’s another case, like Nick Fury, where Marvel should scrap the comic and go with the movie.

Out of hundreds of millions of votes cast, we get one voter fraud conviction and we need to pass laws that “accidentally” disenfranchise millions of voters nationwide, but this is the price of freedom.

Douchenozzle needs to google “Bong Hits for Jesus”

Fucking Andrew Johnson. If he’d been convicted in the Senate and removed things wouldn’t be perfect, but they’d be a helluva lot better.

This is absolutely the correct viewing strategy. I laughed so dam hard and then I cried I was laughing so hard at the end. Maya Rudolph blank face putting the cleaning bottle up on her desk...

Any word on what seasoning she used?

Anyone else remember when cops were proud to say they’d take a bullet for a civilian?