So, Darva Conger is trying to be Secretary of State?

You’re not wrong. But Trump loves him because Carl Icahn loves him. Pruitt is probably the safest of Trump staffers right after Conway.

This is so fucking crazy. And yet so true.

Huge balls on this motherfucker.

Oh he’s gonna rage tweet from the shitter in the morning. Book it.

I have come to the following conclusions:

So much of conservative governing is done out of spite. Just admit you want struggling people to die off and decrease the surplus population and be honest about it. Fuck all these people.

For the shimmer screaming bear alone (and there’s so much more) I’ll recommend Annihilation to everyone. It’s really that good.

Well, Marla will always have that one night. I know she was beside herself when he died.

Truth. If Kap can prove this, he deserves a hug from Curt Flood.

It’s beefing time. The whole “I could never kill that person because I’d never get away with it” rules we’ve learned from True Crime TV? Those are all out the window. Provided you’ve got an armored car and enough weapons to get out, kill the person you’ve beefed with, and then get back home and bunker down? I can see…

Racists all around the world love each other, don’t they?

Back atcha.

Yeah. White couples who “proudly” parade their multiracial family automatically raise up my suspicions.

Nice with the non apology apology. The capacity for the human brain to live in an alternate reality will never cease to amaze me. I really do wonder if he knows what he did and he’s got to say this to assuage his guilt, or if he’s actually blocked off everything he did and literally can’t remember. I’m betting it’s…

I heard that exact same thing from my dad. I wish I had more stars to give this.

It takes so much for an abused child to speak up. You’re conditioned by your abuser that what you’re living through isn’t abuse, you’re worthless, and no one will believe you over your sociopathic abuser.

No shit. Getting someone who’s got a history of civil activism would be a big deal here. Philly is showing what it looks like when you get someone who cares about prosecuting actual crimes in charge of the DA office.

You’re a good German. By all means submit to any authority. Also, since you’re so into submitting, would you mind telling me why so many people feel a need for automatic weapons to defend themselves against an overreaching government?