A petition for President Donald Trump to stop “the genocide of whites in South Africa” by allowing them to emigrate to the U.S. has garnered over 19,000 signatures.

Before I saw the picture that was my hope “They got Joel!!!”

PREACH

This movie is AMAZING. I recommend it a lot.

My first thought exactly.

May his stuffing be forever dry.

For reals man.

Immigration program for white exiles from Zimbabwe starting in 3... 2... 1...

Fuck you Michael. This headline has enough elements that I seriously thought “You know what, that totally sounds like something that would come out of his mouth” but by the time I got to the first paragraph I was totally pissed you got me with this.

Yup. Ask Ronald Reagan.

I’d imagine infertile Handmaids would be sent to the Colonies. They need disposable labor there.

Remember when bravery of police officers was something they bragged about? It seems like instead of being willing to put their lives on the line, the cops have decided during any encounter, the most important thing is their safety and not the public’s.

My eight year old decided one day he wanted his mom to paint his toenails. I’m far more worried about him getting into chat mode on Roblox (he got put into an all media timeout for a week because I caught him doing it Friday) than I am about him walking around with painted toes. He’s eating. He’s doing great on the…

YES

“When I have kids, I’m going to...” is right where I stop listening and move away.

Fuck Cuomo. Just fuck him. Dude has let the Republicans run the statehouse taking the onus off him to actually implementing progressive policies. If nothing else I hope Cynthia Nixon takes the bloom off him enough to kill any national political cred he has.

Well shit.

Bingo

Thank you Cincinnati for never changing. Jeebus. #fuckhamiltoncounty

You would think, to feel more safe, cops would be all in favor of gun control. I mean an unarmed citizenry would give them nothing to fear. Why haven’t all these fearful cops come out in favor of de-arming America?