We refer to those programs as corporate assistance. Corporations are people and we need to help them pay less than living wages and avoid comprehensive benefits packages at all costs.

Dana Loesch is prepping a job offer right now I’m sure.

And he’s been on a massive health kick over the last two years. I’ve been working on becoming less of a lunchbox myself and I’m only a year older than him.

He’s awful. He’s like human black mold.

I had hoped Solid Rock Church was listening when a lightning strike burned down Touchdown Jeebus, but they just built another one. So if God does talk back, not everyone listens. But this was a good watch on live TV when it happened. I popped popcorn.

Would waterboarding be a good start? I mean that’s a controlled near death experience. We can put them in vans and drive them around the country, if this really works.

I’ll give you that. It’s better than Thor 1, and I have to wonder what it would have been like if Patty Jenkins had stayed on rather than Alan Taylor. My MCU playlist omits Iron Man 2 and Thor 1. Thor 2 does get play in our house.

1. Ben Shapiro starts off his review saying he’s a DC movie fan. I stopped watching at that and I’m sorry I gave him a click. I refuse to click on the Joe Rogan video.

Dude, I read that story in Junior High and I’ve felt us slouching towards it for ages now.

OMG... As soon as I hear “Chicago” my blood pressure goes up and I can hear my arteries clanging shut.

I hate that fucker.

Joe Rogan and Jimmy Dore were lamenting they thought Hillary might have killed people, and that’s why they voted for Jill Stein. They’re just asking questions.

I want him waterboarded before he dies. He promised.

Liquor will not help you. Maybe weed will make it go by easier, but liquor is just going to make you puke at the end of the night.

I totally read that on Twitter somewhere and realized how genius of a title it was.

Me too. Took a second and then I remembered him. And then I wondered how the fuck he’s not in prison for life without parole.

I’m ready for her solo spy movie: “La Femme Nakia”.

I’ve got a tablet so it works for me, but yeah without a tablet it does kinda suck. Given how crappy the events have been lately, being six months behind isn’t too bad of a deal.

The Fan Bros Show called it “Coachella Fist” and that’s stuck in my head ever since.