She does?? I’ve considered her and Wally as a byproduct of wanting the awesome that is Jesse Martin to be Joe West. Once you have him, it flows that his kids are also going to be black. And if Barry didn’t have the hots for Iris I’d personally step through the TV and smack him myself.

Eight and five year old boys. Eight is my sensitive soul, emo poetry slam, big brown puppydog eyes, will give them to you extra wide if he thinks he can charm you. Scary smart, learns fast, artistic, expressive, he’ll do just fine.

Denzel Washington would make me like Reed Richards.

“Next you’ll tell us minstrel shows were racist.”

Make the bad man stop.

Yup. And she’s goddam amazing, hence my feeling that she’s my prize for going through my own Shawshank Redemption pipe of life.

Mine’s both but hey, whatever works for you.

Don’t judge. You have no idea what went through to get those McNuggets!

Ugh. Yeah after five years my ex has finally learned I will not do her tech support. No idea what chump got that gig but it’s not me.

I think having a very hard lesson in the impermanence of things makes you want to grab the happy when you find it.

That was my remark to the GF. And I cannot fault the man for what he finds attractive in women.

I will even eat cold McNuggets. I’m not proud of that, but you know, when that’s what’s in the fridge...

I am glad to see I’m not the only person to eat cold fried chicken. Also, you guys got a refund, so what are you pissed off enough about to get into a fist fight with someone and their kid?

And benefited from four years of Howard Dean getting a legion of small donations and fielding candidates in nearly every race in every state. For some reason after 2008 that was considered passee and we moved back to the DLC/Third Way of funding and recruiting new people.

Not until the top of the party stops taking corporate money by the truckload.

Because of the other three movies I went in with my bar set really low. Even taking that into account, the movie was really solid until the “boss fight” at the end, which just had horrible CGI. Bottom line, Patty Jenkins totally pulled this movie out of the DC trash can and fought for scenes that totally make the…

I was in the middle of eating this delightful goulash when my OKStupid date informed me that “Romney should have won.” $60 on a first date right down the shitter. Had to update my profile and add politics. Thankfully I found someone as rabidly liberal as me. And I get the instance on common musical taste. You can’t do…

The cop climbing over the hood to “get a better look” and deciding if he’s going to get in on the beatdown was my winning pick.

I cannot star you enough.

My sides hurt and there are tears in my eyes I’m laughing so hard. This is comedy gold Jerry.