You pesky whipper-snappers. I remember when we sued to get our money back after finding out these jerks weren’t even playing their instruments live:

That’s... yeah. I’m going with this guy’s got lawn jockeys on his driveway.

This is exactly why white people are losing their shit about Obamacare. When it was going to be giving something to the unworthy brown people, it was evil and needed stopping. Now, 6 years later, and they’re getting the benefits of it, town hall meetings are getting ugly.

1. Do the math. She’s the greatest. No male or female athlete in my recent memory has so utterly dominated every standard of a sport. I think you have to go back to Babe Didrikson Zaharias (also a woman and unconventional which makes her largely forgotten) for a sport domination that comes close to Serena.

Reagan threw the mentally ill out on the streets as part of killing the New Deal and transferring wealth upward. And you’re right, we’ve never recovered and I don’t know if we ever will.

Black teen of the same age attacks someone: “Arrest him”.

My head is now throbbing from the near constant eye rolls reading this. We’re just so fucked.

I think he’s trying and failing to be as cool as these guys:

I want to vomit. How the hell do you, as a juror, see this and vote not guilty? I mean I know the answer, it’s just disgusting this is still where we are.

GIS Krokodil some time with safe search off and a full stomach.

We all have our weaknesses. I’m physically attracted to Meghan McCain and I cannot explain it. I find her utterly repellant when she opens her mouth, but...

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Yeah, about those muns:

I would buy multiple tickets for that movie. Seeing RZA as the head of the Snake-Eyes’s ninja clan was the entire reason I saw that horrible GI Joe movie. If a Wu-Tang movie was nothing but kung fu and hip hop, that would be the most glorious of things.

Larry Miller is a genius.

I’m cackling like a mad man. I’m so going to hell.

OMG... Tom Bosley just nails that performance. I mean he’s so gawd dam good. And then Joan makes that last few minutes just riveting and her agony is so immense. Christ that’s a good short, I had no idea Spielberg directed that.

Stealing this.

I’m so sorry.

The murder rate hasn’t gone down with the re-introduction of the death penalty. It’s not a deterrent, it’s revenge. Or since most death row inmates are black, a new version of lynching.