Just gold foil the driver.... easy peezy!

A work of art... but this would be my luck on morning two...

That old lady has been sitting there for ages... this ain’t nothing new to her!
Geddy Lee also has season tickets - and is a fan of scoring the game - that are just to the left... but he’s not always there.

The correct answer is that guys with dough want toys!

What about the end of the first and second periods?

@MattKuchar ... sit on a golf tee!!!

How do these body mods get past DOT inspection?
In Canada they’d simply take it off the road and feed it to the moose... or Robosaurus when it visits next.

... and a shorty helmet...

Asking for a fiend... when will they show us the dark side of the moon?

I was always told that if they were green, you wouldn’t know where to stop cutting your lawn... oh wait... that’s the ‘why is the sky blue’ issue.

No sale here!
I’d rather buy a GT-R or a 911 GT3 / GT3 RS or a 2019 Z06 3LZ!

Montreal and the province of Quebec would sure love a team. That was always a favorite for me when the Jays would play the Expos on Canada Day!

Did you also mention that the 1885 Benz Patent motorcar looks eerily similar to the 1968 Amphicar? Did I hear that right?

A convertible?

I’ve seen an earlier version of the Atom on a Toronto highway and the dude was wearing a motorcycle helmet.

Thank goodness we (Canada) built Toyotas; Dodge 300, Challenger, Charger, Caravans; GM Impalas, pickups, Cadillac models and some Ford and Lincoln vehicles here in southern Ontario.

If you’ve ever driven through Toronto on Hwy 401, you’d realize that all lanes are passing lanes.

Not so cheap in Toronto!

Who sharted in your inflatable swimming pool, Shawn?