My 3 year old does this.  

I want to drive that

I like it. If I was between this or an Escalade, I would pick this. Unsure if I would pick this over a Range Rover LWB. Would need to see in person

They do the same thing with regard to booze.

I voted NP. I’ve participated in the old/new Audi ownership experience for the better part of 10 years now. I see myself moving from fanboi to steward, and I agree these old C5 generation cars have a timeless quality to them. Like the Mk1 TT, they really ushered in the modern inspiration for all Audi vehicles.

That’s amazing! Purple chain??!!

While you’re visiting, you want to stop by and take my kids for a ride? They like ice cream and I could use a break.

I agree with all of this

Does this bring any weird or innovative storage / utility features to the segment? Or is it just VW’s take on a midsize body on  frame truck?

“You get really tired of the food very quickly,”

Perez and Grosjean.  It’s like nap time at a daycare for those two. Whaaaaaaaaaa

What about that angry 9 year old girl who is always yelling at us poors via instagram? Is she on the list?

I think he made it himself

How do I invest? 

Thank you! This has bothered me for years.

100%

2002 Cavalier LS Sport

I want this. I’ve got kids, my kids would love it. Even if we didn’t go all-in with the full kitchen / camper setup, a square looking van with a pop-top and an awning would be perfectly practical for what I would use it for.

That at least contextually makes sense.

I think it’s more likely that this is somebody’s fetish.