We must got to very different Home Depots. I’ve never got that impression. Always got positive vibes.
Scott The Robot
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The “(bit of a stretch)” thing is wildly misplaced next to Pau Gasol’s name, here. He was a top-10 player before he came to Los Angeles, and he was a top-10 player for the peak of his years with Kobe. He’s the second-best teammate Kobe ever had (GP, Nash, and Malone were on the downslopes of their careers when they…
All the non-superstars Kobe has teamed up with: Steve Nash, Gary Payton, Karl Malone, Dwight Howard, Shaq, Pau (a bit of a stretch), Lamar Odom (a bit of a stretch). All the superstars LeBron has teamed up with: Dwayne Wade, Kyrie, Bosh (?), Kevin Love (?)
Kobe gets a bad rap, but his career is legit and he didn’t have the luxury of teaming up with other superstars most of his career the way Lebron has.
What if you and I are the hosts?
Favorite line: “Fuck you, Robert.”
How I Know I’m Old Now, Part #984: To me, that header image looks like something from a low budget indie or a 1990s blockbuster where they spent oodles of dough and the result still looks like refried ass. Either way I’m just not feeling it. Back to the den with me.
There’s a pretty big difference between St. Peter’s Basilica and those shittyKevin Sorbo movies in the awe-inspiration department.
And what a hack photographer. The hat-tip is a complete hack photographer move to have someone do, the male equivalent of the “holding the upturned collar” move at Glamor Shots. “Here, put this on. No, no, it looks great on you! Now touch the brim in a gentlemanly fashion. That’s it! Beautiful!”
If it makes him feel any better, this is the first time I’ve ever seen this photo/meme, and I’m totally familiar with his work on Mr. Show and Freaks & Geeks.
“I like him cause he’s honest” = “I like hearing my shitty opinions coming from someone else’s mouth because I feel it validates them”
A narrative in which audiences experience no emotional engagement with the successes of the protagonist is not a successful one. Fiction deepens feeling. If it doesn’t deepen feeling, it’s not fiction.
I don’t get how Bernard can still be masquerading as a human. The technicians get the system up and running to a degree where they can determine the locations of the hosts; at that point, Bernard should be revealed as a host.
No way a host would willingly use kinja.
“Congratulations, William: this game is for you.”
Would you have preferred “Love Guru” star or, even more depressing, “Surreal Life” star? Fact of the matter is that Austin Powers is what he’s primarily known for, and well his relationship with it was certainly fraught, it’s the reason people know who he is, and it’s a role that brought many folks a lot of laughs.
I see your point, but at the same time, virtually every celebrity obituary (see: “R.I.P. Milos Forman, Oscar-winning director of Amadeus and One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”) includes the name of their most famous work. That might be clickbait, but I think it’s more intended to give quick context — not necessarily to…
I thought he was great in Inglorious Basterds.
I really enjoyed it. Adapting it into a sitcom seems like a bizarre choice — a documentary or even a reality show would make more sense.