What the fuck is he wearing, red parachute pants, camo hat, and baseball jersey, and athletic gloves? Did all his other clothes burn in a fire before the performance?

Is anyone NOT hate-watching this right now?

So that caveman talk by the Heapsters was phony after all, just an affectation. How the hell did Jadis get a whole, large group of people to agree to talk like that, at least in front of outsiders?? Jeebus, if you’re that effective a leader, why not turn that talent of persuasiveness towards something useful, like…

Welcome to the other side, Zack. We’ve been waiting for you.

It would be cool if anyone could do this. I have no idea where to see most of these things, and you’d think that in today’s world it would be easier than ever to make these accessible. Even just put them up on Netflix as a series or something.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Korl’s Scooby Doo Adventures Edition

Our daughter was caught with one. At school. She’s 15. A thirsty 18 year old guy bought it for her trying to get on her good side (didn’t work). We were furious. She says most of her friends have them. My wife, a cigarette smoker of 20 years, confiscated it immediately. About a month later, she tried using it. She…

I’m mostly concerned that these are just a start with the legalization of marijuana in my state.

They will be making them to look like PEZ dispensers and colorful fuzzy ink pens next. “here kids, get hooked on this stupid addictive thing that is super easy to hide from your parents”

Touch of Greyscale

This is his least racist tweet in months

I still don’t know how many DB techniques Fisher taught him.

Jacksonville made the AFCCG with Blake Bortles.
The Vikings made the NFCCG with Case Keenum.
The Eagles won a Superbowl with Nick Foles.

Trying to get with cousins is always a disaster.

It’s flat but it’s not two-sided, dumbass. It’s sunny side up, and on the edges “Here be dragons.” Do your homework.

I don’t know, but I have a sneaking suspicion they would blame it on some conspiracy theory, and like all conspiracy theory they will end up blaming Jewish people.

RIP Geno

Look at that triple down!