I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

Easy, his comedy style has not aged well. When I was 12 years old, I thought the Austin Powers movies were the funniest things EVER (even if about 60% of the jokes flew over my head). I rewatched one of them the other day (The Spy Who Shagged Me - whatever, I was hungover) and it was decidedly not funny. His shtick…

Well, if you don’t want to go with the phrase, “They’ll break your heart.” you can certainly use “Negadelphia.” The negative attitude fans had towards the cities teams is part of the reason so many of us bought into Hinkie’s tanking. We were tired of a team that over a decade posted 2 winning seasons and only made it…

A: As noted elsewhere, HitchBOT was a literal pile of trash that got what he deserved.
B: Dumpster pools are surprisingly resourceful, and THE PHILLYEST THING aside from the time my buddy found a live monkey in his back yard.
C: I G G L E S IGGLES!!!!!
D: All that said, most Philly fans are terrible. But so are fans of…

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

Fair. We are FAR more delusional than any other fan base. I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a plot of land reserved for the enormous statue of Carson Wentz to be erected after we win the Super Bowl this year.

Two things. First, yeah, how dare the Patriots fans celebrate them coming back twice from a 14 point deficit and managing to get the interception.

I dunno man, what happened after SB39 when Reid didn’t run hurry-up despite being down 10 points to the Pats late in the 4th qtr? I kinda remember Reid and McNabb taking a bunch of shit for that, but then again it was 1) a long time ago and 2) I was drunk.

I used to have some affection for you, Philly. Now you deserve to be smacked in the balls with a cheese ladle. Go swim in a dumpster pool, fuckheads.

Paula Cole’s follow up single was clearly not as good.

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

press core is a crazy ab workout...was sore for days.

No more press core! But keep the press corps! FACTS!!!

More important, how do you feel about movies where Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise lead a cast of mostly washed-up TV stars on a race from Connecticut to California?

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Show been trash sine #skip left anyway

It’s a perfectly fine take.