Ooh! CAAAAAAN DOOOOOOO!

“Are you still here? Shouldn’t you be going down to your next version of Earth with your selfie-craving, starfucked sidekick?”

Video is always better.

Only one thing he can do. He needs to renovate his home to look like this!

and your point is?

The first amendment, as many people on the left have pointed out, only insures you are not arrested for your speech. It doesn’t prevent people from calling you an asshole, or shield you from the consequences of that speech. 

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

Someone else said it much better than I.

Huh. Maybe Indiana? Utah?

Probably because they’re a lot closer to eating cold beans out of a can than being super-genius industrialist billionaires.

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

The media, wherein, among many others, some liberal talking heads commentate on a regular basis.

There are plenty of us liberals who get our panties in a wad or our jorts in a twist over shit that is really nothing.

The plain fact is conservatives are the real snowflakes, who absolutely melt down when there is a whiff of criticism. E.g. Everyone knows their reaction to Kathy Griffin’s beheading Trump tweet, but almost unknown is that there were shirts being sold of Trump beheading Hillary at the RNC convention. Also,…

Hank Williams jr was removed from Monday Night Football for comparing Obama to Hitler. However, I don’t remember Obama or the WH saying about it.

Tony Kornheiser was suspended for commenting on Hannah Storm’s wardrobe.

“You lose consciousness and then all of a sudden it’s like shoooo-ooooof,”
-Eddie Lacy explaining all the empty China food containers in his house.