Meanwhile, the Circle of Hilarity continues to be Andy Reid's waistline.

oreo's are a meal right?

Dear Gronk, one of these is not like the other!

this was one of the longest "fuck you"s I have ever read

You're attacking one of the few organizations out there that in general tries to cover the news and leave it at that. "Rodman, who once wore a wedding dress to a book signing, said all his work should have earned him a Nobel Peace Prize." Now, I know that doesn't have the same ring or zing as a headline that blankets…

You can't be serious. I really hope you're not serious. Are you serious?

Why the FUCK does a dmv have a twitter when it takes 2 god damn hours just to update the address on my license?!??!?!

Apparently everyone needs a tailor.

Things just haven't been the same for Cannizzaro's recurring Dave & Buster's columns since 'Beast Mode' left the AFC East.

"GIT IN ME BELLAY!"

"...he said it was a new flu-shot delivery system. Alex is such a weird guy."

Gives a new meaning to "And Jason Snelling is stoned at the goal line!!!"

I've been Killed!