scotttherobot
Scott The Robot
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There's a perception that Montana natives dislike outsiders moving to the Treasure State and creating more "traffic" or taking up good fishing spots. Although the population is roughly a million, if you sprinkle a few California license plates on the highways, people start thinking the rich yuppies from Northern

Excuse me, can someone explain the headline? Turnt up? Is that some sort of 'kewl' way of saying living large or some stupid shit?

Why do I care if someone capitalizes words unnecessarily? Because I'm a lunatic, obviously.

Why do you capitalize "national championships"?

I grew up in the Centennial State, from ages 6 to 22. It's Colo-RAD-o, as in radical.

Oh ... My ... Who gives a shit?

World Wide Leader.

Coach Moran McSteakhead

I love the reporter at the end with the ball cap that has "HEADS" written across it.

Hey, how about a NSFW warning? A guy could get fired looking at that photo.

Cardinals fans will will be the first to tell you how classy they are.

Really??? But if you've never played college sports and you DO think athletes should get paid, then your point IS valid? Yea, that makes sense. What you're saying is 'Someone's opinion is automatically invalid if they don't agree with me and they don't share the same some of the same struggles and experiences.'

That's it??? That's what Deadspin refers to as a "rant for the ages"?

Can someone explain the difference between Dijon mustard and spicy brown mustard?

FutureWikipedipediaentry — <may contain spoilers> I understand what you're saying about turning down an offer to pay for cancer treatment from "rich friends", but put yourself in Walt's shoes. Imagine you were in on the ground floor of Apple, Facebook, or Microsoft, and not just like suggesting the name of the thing

First off, I totally agree about questioning why some people pop boners for the idea of getting a foul or home run ball. It's a baseball. It's not like they're made out of gold. They're probably sold in the concessions for like $5-10. And really, what is some schmuck going to say to his friends "Yep, Corey Patterson

Go fuck yourself with your two World Series trophies.